Something You Ain’t Got: Journal Of A Closeted Tranny

An IM With A Guy Who’s Forgetful

Posted on: September 27, 2008

I didn’t believe this guy, but I wanted to see how far he would go. I changed his name to protect the guilty.

September 1:
kuwait guy: i like u
closeted tranny: thank you
kuwait guy: plz my heart will stop kiss me
closeted tranny: hehehe
kuwait guy: nice lips
closeted tranny: thanks
kuwait guy: u married
closeted tranny: no
closeted tranny: you?
kuwait guy: i hope meet u
closeted tranny: where do you live?
kuwait guy: kuwait
kuwait guy: can u visit me
closeted tranny: you american?
kuwait guy: no
closeted tranny: you kuwaiti?
kuwait guy: u
closeted tranny: yes, i’m american
kuwait guy: egyptian
closeted tranny: ahhhhh
closeted tranny: can you pay for me?
kuwait guy: i work in petrol oil
kuwait guy: no problem
closeted tranny: really?
kuwait guy: u can spend happy time in my home
closeted tranny: and you can pay for the ticket?
kuwait guy: money no problem
closeted tranny: and you can send me money for someone to watch my daughter while i visit you?
kuwait guy: how old r u
closeted tranny: **
kuwait guy: age sexy
closeted tranny: thanks
closeted tranny: how old are you?
kuwait guy: 30
closeted tranny: am i too old for you?
kuwait guy: i like u
closeted tranny: okay
closeted tranny: so can you send me money, so i can hire someone to watch my daughter while i’m gone?
kuwait guy: i hope touch ur lips
kuwait guy: ok
closeted tranny: can i see what you look like?
kuwait guy: how much
closeted tranny: i’m not sure – i’d have to check
kuwait guy: ok check
closeted tranny: really? honestly?
kuwait guy: ur eyes kill me
closeted tranny: wow
closeted tranny: do you realize that i’m a cross dresser?
kuwait guy: ok
closeted tranny: i’m a guy who dresses as a woman
kuwait guy: i hope fucking u
closeted tranny: really?
closeted tranny: wow
kuwait guy: can i see ur breast
closeted tranny: they’re not real
closeted tranny: they’re water-filled condoms
kuwait guy: oh
closeted tranny: i hope to get silicon breasts, but they’re like 200 dollars
closeted tranny: like i said, i’m a guy who dresses up as a woman
kuwait guy: ok open ur ass
closeted tranny: my ass?
kuwait guy: open plz
kuwait guy: how long ur hole ass
closeted tranny: it’s plenty long
kuwait guy: deep
closeted tranny: yes very
kuwait guy: u make me hot
closeted tranny: thanks
closeted tranny: you ever come to the u.s.?
kuwait guy: my milk coming out
closeted tranny: really?
closeted tranny: wow
kuwait guy: open ur ass
closeted tranny: not now
kuwait guy: u like suck
closeted tranny: yes
closeted tranny: very much
closeted tranny: but only with a condom
kuwait guy: u have nice lips
closeted tranny: thanks
kuwait guy: i want 3 days only f—ing u
closeted tranny: only 3 days?
kuwait guy: long time
closeted tranny: okay
closeted tranny: i can get time off in november
kuwait guy: i hope
closeted tranny: me too
kuwait guy: can u stand up
closeted tranny: yes
kuwait guy: i miss ur ass
closeted tranny: oh okay
closeted tranny: just a second
kuwait guy: i wait
closeted tranny: did you see?
kuwait guy: take off underwear
kuwait guy: i hope see ur whole ass
kuwait guy: my milk coming out
closeted tranny: i will if you send me money
kuwait guy: tonight
kuwait guy: open
closeted tranny: can you send me $200 dollars so i can buy fake silicon breasts?
kuwait guy: i give u only when u visit me
closeted tranny: then why should i show you my asshole?
kuwait guy: i want f—ing ur ass hole
closeted tranny: send me $200
kuwait guy: i send u for visit me
closeted tranny: okay
closeted tranny: then you can see my ass hole
kuwait guy: ok
kuwait guy: i wait
closeted tranny: okay
kuwait guy: i wait
closeted tranny: okay
closeted tranny: you can see my asshole when i visit you
kuwait guy: why not now
closeted tranny: why should i?
kuwait guy: plz
closeted tranny: $200
kuwait guy: ok
closeted tranny: you’ll send $200?
kuwait guy: ur adress
closeted tranny: po box ****/(midwest city)(midwest state) *****
kuwait guy: ok
kuwait guy: 2morrow
closeted tranny: okay
closeted tranny: did you like it?
kuwait guy: when u got last f—ing
kuwait guy: in ur ass
closeted tranny: a long time
closeted tranny: a few months
kuwait guy: when
closeted tranny: i dont remember exactly
closeted tranny: but i wont do it without a condom
closeted tranny: no sex without a condom
kuwait guy: good
closeted tranny: so can i see you?
kuwait guy: my cam not work
closeted tranny: you have any pictures you can send me?
kuwait guy: i haven’t
closeted tranny: sorry, had to take a phone call

today:
kuwait guy: hi
kuwait guy: i miss ur ass
closeted tranny: hi, i never got my money
kuwait guy: u need money
closeted tranny: you said you would send me $200 if i showed you my ass
kuwait guy: when
closeted tranny: before i showed you my ass
kuwait guy: last 10 day buzy
closeted tranny: so when am i getting the money?
kuwait guy: u man
closeted tranny: yes, i am a cross dresser
kuwait guy: u have boobs
closeted tranny: no, these are fake – just condoms filled with water
closeted tranny: i wanted the money to buy some fake silicon breasts
kuwait guy: hmhmhm
closeted tranny: so am i going to get the money?
kuwait guy: what ur job
closeted tranny: data entry
kuwait guy: u rich
closeted tranny: noooooo, i’m poor
closeted tranny: and my daughter needs braces!
kuwait guy: u have nice flat
closeted tranny: no, only one bedroom for the two of us
closeted tranny: i sleep on the couch
kuwait guy: i can’t believe
closeted tranny: it’s true
closeted tranny: why don’t you believe me?
closeted tranny: hello?
kuwait guy has stopped viewing your webcam.

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