Something You Ain’t Got: Journal Of A Closeted Tranny

If you don’t know, Second Life (SL) is a virtual world.  And this is some excerpts from a talk I had with my best friend on Second Life.

closeted tranny: got the orthodontist cost for my daughter
best sl friend: yikes
closeted tranny: $5250
best sl friend: braces?
best sl friend: ug
closeted tranny: but my insurance SHOULD pay 2250
best sl friend: yay
closeted tranny: but i have to downpay a third of the rest before they do anything
best sl friend: that’s fucked up
closeted tranny: then pay the rest in monthly payments for the next year and a half
closeted tranny: yeah, great american health system
best sl friend is glad she’s Canadian
closeted tranny: so i ain’t do any traveling and buying womanly things for a while 😦
closeted tranny: and i dont have any female winter clothes 😦

closeted tranny: got stood up again today
closeted tranny rolls her eyes
best sl friend: wtf is with these men?!?
closeted tranny: fortunately, from the messages, i can tell other guys on the line get stood up too
closeted tranny: well, maybe not fortunately 🙂
best sl friend: lol
closeted tranny: but i’m not alone
best sl friend: true
closeted tranny: some of them have messages saying they’re not looking for players, and that they want people who will really come
best sl friend: sad that they have to state that
closeted tranny: so apparently there’s a lot of “playas”
best sl friend: lol, how do you become a ‘playa’ without playing?
closeted tranny: you play people
best sl friend: oh gotcha, I thought playas were….nvmd
closeted tranny: and this guy stood me up before, but he called and asked for forgiveness
closeted tranny: and being a kind soul….
best sl friend: and did it again?
closeted tranny shakes her head
best sl friend: jesus
closeted tranny: yep!
closeted tranny: guess he got a better offer
best sl friend: what was his excuse the first time?
closeted tranny: i don’t even remember
closeted tranny: work or something
best sl friend: work shmerk
best sl friend: lol
closeted tranny: but he didn’t call for a week after
best sl friend: tard
closeted tranny: men are jerks!
best sl friend: yes
best sl friendis lucky
best sl friend: finally….
closeted tranny: i don’t like saying retards – mentally challenged people are better than people called tards!
best sl friend: agreed
closeted tranny: they shouldn’t be compared to them
best sl friend: I’m sorry you’re having such a hard time with the dating thing
closeted tranny: well, the secrecy doesnt help
best sl friend: no
best sl friend: you still have some men in here?
closeted tranny: nothing more than sex partners
best sl friend: well, that’s something

best sl friend: I was sitting in my front yard here, afk overnight with the arrows in my chest and some guy IM’ed me “hello beautiful” lol
best sl friend: ah
closeted tranny: lol
closeted tranny: hello beautiful – those arrows just show off your eyes!
best sl friend: well, I’m arching my back so I guess my boobs look bigger too
best sl friend: dunno
closeted tranny: true 🙂
best sl friend: it was strange, looked up his profile, he’d been here since ’07 and nothing in the profile
best sl friend: not a good sign
closeted tranny: yeah, that’s not
closeted tranny: guys keeping asking to see mine on yahoo
best sl friend: your water filled condoms?
closeted tranny: and i’m in the transgender chat room
closeted tranny: yep
best sl friend: lol
closeted tranny: and i have to tell them, they’re not real
best sl friend: what do they say?
closeted tranny: they still want to see my real ones?
best sl friend: LOL
best sl friend: men!
closeted tranny: it’s like, okay…..
closeted tranny: i admit cus of my gained weight, i have a bit of he-boobs
best sl friend: sorry boys, got the fake ones on today, ask me again tomorrow…
closeted tranny: but smaller than a’s
best sl friend: woot
best sl friend loves man boobs
closeted tranny: really?
best sl friend: mhmm, my boyfriend’s got them
closeted tranny: okay….
best sl friend: his nipples are so sensitive he nearly leaped out of bed when I touched them today
closeted tranny: lol
closeted tranny: really?
best sl friend: yeah, it’s weird, they’re total glass cutters, I’ve never seen nipples get so hard
closeted tranny: wow
best sl friend: I know, I’m kinda jealous
closeted tranny: sounds like he’s got female nipples
closeted tranny: i’m jealous too
best sl friend: mind you, I did have 17 orgasms today
closeted tranny: 17?
best sl friend: I know!
closeted tranny: jesus!
best sl friend: I know, I know, I know
best sl friend: I’m telling you….
closeted tranny: genetic women – urgh!
closeted tranny: i hate you all!
closeted tranny: 🙂
best sl friend: 😛
best sl friend smiles stupidly

best sl friend: just click the mattress, the white part at the top
closeted tranny: lol
closeted tranny: hey hey hey – i like guys 🙂
closeted tranny what’s the “so hard” position again?
closeted tranny: i know i’ve used that position
best sl friend: lol, no idea
best sl friend: I’m a sl nun
best sl friend: click on it and I’ll close my eyes
closeted tranny: lol
closeted tranny: okay
closeted tranny: okay you can open them
best sl friend blinks
closeted tranny: of course, how do you know what i’m writing?
best sl friend: damn
closeted tranny: les whore!
best sl friend: hahahaha
best sl friend: guilty as charged
closeted tranny: bet you were reaching for your strap on!
best sl friend: LOL
best sl friend: that is so going in my profile
best sl friend: Mc told me awhile ago that he’s taken over EC and ever since I told him about Kerry he’s not really talking to me
closeted tranny: oh, he has
closeted tranny: maybe i’ll go back then 🙂
best sl friend: 🙂
closeted tranny: maybe i can comfort him in his duress 🙂
best sl friend: lol
best sl friend: les whore
closeted tranny: i’m a straight whore, not a les whore!
closeted tranny: well, tranny whore 🙂
best sl friend: lol
best sl friend: if you’re a straight whore what am I?
closeted tranny: you were the one reaching for a strap on with a gal
best sl friend: nvmd, it’s the imaginary booze talking, lol
closeted tranny: like i’ve never done that 🙂
best sl friend: hehe
best sl friend: I haven’t yet
closeted tranny: it’s okay, but i definitely prefer guys
best sl friend: I prefer being the submissive woman with guys, but with women I think I’d want to be the dominant man
closeted tranny: though – in sl – i’ve done the strap on with a few guys 😉
best sl friend: a lot of guys on craigslist looking for that
best sl friend: I was surprised
closeted tranny: everyone likes to experiment
closeted tranny: like i said, when i become a woman, i would definitely want to sleep with a woman
closeted tranny: just to see 🙂
best sl friend: 🙂

closeted tranny: that’s craigslist is something else
best sl friend: sure is
closeted tranny: i swear at least YOU can get anything off of it
best sl friend: lol
best sl friend: hey I’ve had my share of run arounds
best sl friend: this one guy recently
best sl friend: jesus
best sl friend: he wanted to ‘meet’ first
best sl friend: pfft
closeted tranny: what’s wrong with that?
best sl friend: not only that but he wanted me to drive an hour so we could have coffee
best sl friend: I don’t want to ‘get to know’ these guys
closeted tranny: oh we’re talking about ms fuck-on-first-date
best sl friend: totally
closeted tranny: you just want one thing from them – and it’s in their pants?
best sl friend: exactly
best sl friend: I’m surprised at how many guys don’t want that

closeted tranny: well, like the old joke goes – what’s the difference between a straight guy and a bi-curious guy?
closeted tranny: a few beers
best sl friend: haha
best sl friend: good point

closeted tranny: seems like you two don’t waste time when it comes to sex 🙂
best sl friend: no, we’re both horny sluts
closeted tranny: nothing wrong with that 🙂
best sl friend: nope
best sl friend: we have our own private SA meetings
closeted tranny: sa?
best sl friend: sexaholics anonymous
closeted tranny: lol
best sl friend: we really did this morning…
best sl friend: my name is heather and I’m addicted to sex…..
closeted tranny: i was for a while
closeted tranny: spend almost the whole weekend jacking off
closeted tranny: and staying up on sl too much
closeted tranny: always tired at work
best sl friend: 🙂
best sl friend: I haven’t masturbated for a month and a half, I appreciate my alone time so much, I don’t even think about sex
closeted tranny: lol
closeted tranny: why do you need to?
best sl friend: I don’t
best sl friend: lol